i’ve become so used to shitting on company time the interface of microsoft outlook is like activia to me
997:
ooo…. lady gagita
wdwb:
What if all those different people who do tiktoks from their sparse white bedrooms lit with purple LED lights all live in the same room and share a bed like Charlie Bucket’s grandparents?
for the next emoji update they should add an ouroboros
“how many time in a day do you need to express the never-ending cycle of creation and destruction, birth and death, the cosmos without beginning or end?” more than you might think
gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
..ive been such a fool
thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day
*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*
ow what the hell












